Ya Wanna Be A Star Don’t Ya?

Some people assume that film critics always wanted to be filmmakers when they were young. Creating art, instead of commenting on it. To be honest...

I didn’t have Spielberg in my heart.

I didn’t have Kubrick in my brain

I didn’t have Bay in my cock.

I’m a writer. One who just happens to love movies and a steady paycheck. That makes my most desirable career film criticism.

It doesn’t matter if journalism accepts my style or if the audience accepts my ideas. I write about these things because I feel the need to. It’s not a passion or a calling. Not a drug or escape. It’s food and if I don’t feed I’d starve.

Like any other 19 year old, I’m hungry.

Peace.

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Actors want to direct but they have shit for brains.

Directors wanted to act but look like shit.

When you’re writing screenplays you wish you were writing novels.

When you’re writing novels you wish you had money.