1. Dee: "Take care of yourself, or whatever…people say…"
2. Dennis: "Lethal Weapon 5" (More of an idea than a quote but still...how cool...would that be.)
3. Dennis: "You remember emotions, right?"
4. Mac: "I'm a hard body, you're a hard body, we could be hard bodies together!"
5. Mac: "You're trying to confuse me with your liberal Biblicisms!"
6. Mac: "I look like I got my pump on cause I just did push-ups outside, which is why I'm so out of breath."
7. Frank: "Her breath smells like she was nibbling on little pieces of shit."
8. Charlie: "Hey, did they really sell your dick to China? No, I can tell by your stare, the answer is no."
9. Charlie: "We would both be men, we'd be cool straight dudes married to each other!"
10. Maureen: "His eyes were so yellow."